Here are some odd facts about 10 U.S. presidents.
My new hero is Andrew Jackson, who invited a bunch of prostitutes to the Christmas Ball because it would piss people off. He also liked to move outhouses around so people couldn't find them because Jackson was a dick!
I also like McKinley's style; when his epileptic wife had seizures at public events or dinners, he'd throw a handkerchief over her face and move right along with whatever was going on.
And I'll have fire tongs around every corner in my White House, so none of the secretaries can hassle me.
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