Airports

Some thoughts I had while flying home from the Bahamas (no, from the shitty island) today:

"What smells like regurgitated Chinese food?"

"Do you know that there are people around you and we can hear everything you're saying?"

"Do you really think that the exact middle of the hallway surrounded by your bags is a good place for a phone call?"

"Why are you staring at me?"

"Wouldn't the appropriate thing to do be asking the flight attendant instead of making an announcement like a terrorist would do?"

"When exactly did you think it was a good idea to get a connecting flight that leaves 10 minutes after your previous flight arrives?"

Also, I noticed that there are a significant number of unfortunate-looking people in West Palm Beach, FL. My candid picture of one such person did not come out, but it looked like someone had tried to give a facelift to an old bowling ball bag, but it didn't take, so they covered it in that fake tan stuff.