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Monday, June 21, 2010

Girls = Evil?

Have you ever seen this?

It's as wrong as it is stupid.

"Girls require time and money."

So where the hell did "Girls = time x money" come from?!

What would be more accurate would be:

where a, b, and c are constants with units that will make the units check out, $ is money, and x is whatever else girls require.

If "time = money" (I'll ignore the fact that $ and seconds are not the same dimension for now) and assigning a + b = d:


Now, "money is the root of ALL evil" so:


where E is evil. This assumes "evil" necessitates a volume integral ("evil to the core").

Leading us to:

So, basically, by my math, girls are fucking complicated and impossible to figure out.

1 comment:

  1. The expression is commonly misquoted as simply "Money is the root of all evil". A more accurate rendering from the original Greek may be: "For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil," (New American Standard Bible).

    So that adds a whole TON of variables to the equation, I think.

    I never liked that stupid proof anyways.

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