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Sunday, June 12, 2011

Epic Meal Time is Incredibly Stupid

I hate Epic Meal Time. In their YouTube videos, a bunch of douchebags get together and make ridiculously unhealthy food. The premise itself is pretty solid: hilariously unhealthy food. I mean, If someone told me they were going to make an 84 egg sandwich, I would definitely be intrigued...

Until I saw these morons bro down on eachother. The lead bro guy yells at the camera like he's about to rape you. I'm fairly sure these guys all play lacrosse. I bet they use the word 'mancation'. They probably all have raised Jeeps or Mitsubishis or something else equally douchbaggy. The magic of the word 'epic' is wasted on them, not to mention how much the awesome power of bacon is ruined by them.



If I wanted to watch a douchebag cook, Bobby Flay has like 10 shows on the Food Network.

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is the exact opposite of Epic Meal Time. Clearly they did it to mock EMT, but then it took a on life of its own. Just have a look:

6 comments:

  1. They act like a bunch of lacrosse playing douchebags facetiously. You're taking their acting far too seriously. It's supposed to be laughed at. The lead guy is obviously laying it on thick.

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  2. Epic Meal Time is the best and I am getting hungry every time i watch it

    (and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips)

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  3. You dare mock the our majesty, The Sauce Boss! While they're getting smart with Jack you are eating up that hater bacon they be flippin' for your hater lips. EMT is fucking SMART!

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  4. When they show you what ingredients to add and how to do it, the way they talk makes them sound like retards.

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  5. Naw dude, EMT is fucking retarded. There's no comedic timing just a bunch of bro satalites clinging to some screamy alpha male making shit an 8 year old could come up with. Louis C.K. is funny. Arrested Development was funny. Raising Arazona was funny. This is stupid frat boy shit.

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  6. I think they are kind of funny, and they are obviously joking around in all of their videos.I honestly believe you are expecting to much of them, i mean seriously its a video on youtube what do you want from them? Also i do not play lacrosse but that remark about people who do play lacrosse is ignorant and to put it blatantly you sound like the douchebag and you seem to be quite jaded as well.

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