An Evening on Omegle Part 2

Last Saturday I spent some time on Omegle, which allows you to anonymously chat with strangers. Here are two of the real conversations I had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: bye

You: Um, that was enlightening.

You: Thank you for your amazing linguistic skills.

You: I shall always remember this day.

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: In which aisle would I find the mayo?

Stranger: the third aisle

You: From which side?

You: Or do you mean aisle #3?

Stranger: on the left next to the ketchup

Stranger: and no i mean aisle #2

You: So it's #2, but it's the third aisle. What's the first aisle? Produce?

Stranger: yes

You: Awesome.

You: What kind of produce?

You: Is it seasonal?

You: I hope it is.

Stranger: yes it is seasonal

You: FUCK! YES!

Stranger: any season you want

You: ...Well then it's not seasonal is it?

You: It's fucking year-round then

You: Fuck that shit!

Stranger: its year round seasonal

You: You make no fucking sense!

You: You have RUINED my evening!

You: BYE!

You have disconnected.