An Evening on Omegle Part 4

Last Saturday I spent some time on Omegle, which allows you to anonymously chat with strangers. Here is one of the real conversations I had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: cool

You: I'll say.

Stranger: old ladies

You: I'm not sure I understand.

Stranger: me neither.

You: Cool old ladies perhaps?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: eating cake

You: Cake is fantastic, but I would need to know what kind of icing.

You: Butter creme?

You: (Or "cream" I guess. I don't know)

Stranger: cream* haha

Stranger: and it's just vanilla

You: Well, the stuff inside Oreos is "creme"

Stranger: oh really? yumm!!! :D

Stranger: are you british?

You: And it's delicious, as is icing, so you can forgive my spelling error.

You: Why do you ask?

You: And do you mean by citizenship or ancestry?

Stranger: because you seem british

Stranger: no im british too lol

You: I will take that as a compliment, since I am in fact an American.

Stranger: well im a stupid american but im from englandd:D

Stranger: no offence

Stranger: sorry i was assuming your british

You: Well you spelled "offence" Britishly.

Stranger: and my british friends hate america

You: That's right, I made "British" an adverb.

Stranger: omg thats awesome:DD

You: Feel free to use "Britishly" royalty-free.

You: (Pun intended.)

Stranger: wait, how do you spell offence then?

You: On this side of the Atlantic, it's "offense."

You: I believe it was Webster's doing. I'm not completely sure about that, though.

Stranger: ohh well we're from the east coast

Stranger: if that makes a difference

You: Well, it has been a pleasure, but I believe I am going to move on now, no offense to yourself.

Stranger: okeliedokelie chao

You: Farewell!

You have disconnected.