An Evening on Omegle Part 3

Last Saturday I spent some time on Omegle, which allows you to anonymously chat with strangers. Here is one of the real conversations I had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: horny girl????

You: Very.

Stranger: sweat can i see a nude pic of u

You: Sweat?

You: Dude, I barely know you.

Stranger: or no my email is :: edog_borrero[@]hotmail.com [I added the []s]

You: "edog" as in an electronic dog?

You: Can we start from the beginning?

Stranger: no nd ok why

You: In real life, you would have to date me for years and put up with endless mental and emotional abuse before I would give you a tastefully nude image of myself.

You: Me, a horny girl.

Stranger: why????

Stranger: jw

You: So, let me get to know you.

You: What time zone do you live in?

You: I am on Atlantic Time.

You: 11:39PM it is.

Stranger: i dnt remember over here the time is 10:39

Stranger: PM

You: Well that would be Eastern Daylight Time, or EDT.

You: You could be in Brazil, or perhaps Québec, maybe in Antarctica.

You: Who knows?

You: Longitude has always been my enemy.

Stranger: wow lolsx i live in pa

You: What is your family's average annual income?

Stranger: idk

You: (Average over the last 5 years is fine.)

Stranger: i dnt pay attention

You: Well, how many bedrooms are in your house?

Stranger: 4 why

You: And how many levels?

You: And would you describe your neighborhood as "within a major metropolitan area"?

Stranger: 2 nd idk

You: Well, let me ask you this: if you wanted to go "downtown," what mode of transportation would you take, assuming there are no cars available?

Stranger: bus or bike

You: How many times would you have to transfer bus lines?

Connection imploded.