An Evening on Omegle Part 6

Last Saturday I spent some time on Omegle, which allows you to anonymously chat with strangers. Here is one of the real conversations I had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How about that Obama?
Stranger: hey baby
You: Hello.
Stranger: i dont like n*ggers [Timmortal: I don't want my page associated with that word, hence the censoring.]
You: Is that a fact?
Stranger: ya
You: You don't seem to appreciate grammar either.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: THERE IS NO GOD!

Stranger: i agree

You: Cool.

You: I like where this went.

Stranger: me too

Stranger: good bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hey asl

You: Is "asl" short for asshole?

You: Because it sounds like it.

You: Fuck you, asshole.

Stranger: age sex location

You: Well, I'm in my twenties. I don't have a regular sex location anymore. But usually I'd do it in my bed.

You: Where is your sex location?

Stranger: it means where u live idiot

Stranger: and if your male or female

You: Oh, I apologize.

You: I live in a house.

You: And do you want to know my sex or my gender?

Stranger: gender

You: Male.

You: And what is yours?

Stranger: female

You: Wonderful.

You: What state do you reside in?

You: Or province

You: Or country

Stranger: canada .
u ?

You: Modify my question as necessary.

You: I live in Canada's shoe, America.

You: What's your sex location?

Stranger: nice .
canadas pretty awesome

You: Well, parts of it are.

You: Manitoba sucks like the Dakotas.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.