My Horrible Kmart Experience

Kmart sucks. We all know it. So why did I find myself in one recently? I read online somewhere that they carry Diet Cherry Coke. Not that Coke Cherry Zero crap that tastes so much like chemicals it's mistaken for water in China. I'm talking about: Real. Diet. Cherry. Coke.

Think about it. You haven't seen it in ages. I did manage to find some in Florida, but it was a 12-pack of cans and I had no way to take it with me.

Anyway, Kmart. Literally before I had been in the store for 5 seconds, I was asked to donate to two charities, one of which was the March of Dimes. The MoD woman seemed genuinely angry that I refused to donate.

Eventually I found the soda section, but alas: no DCC. Since I went out of my way to go to Kmart, I decided to get a snack. While on my way to the registers, the MoD lady came by again and said, "Now are you ready to donate?" No. I'm not. I already told you no. Why would I miraculously change my mind 2 minutes later?

Then finally on the way out the door, there was another lady taking donations for March of Dimes.

So, I officially hate March of Dimes. Bring back polio! If anyone complains, I know of a Kmart that will change your mind.