It's as wrong as it is stupid.
"Girls require time and money."
So where the hell did "Girls = time x money" come from?!
What would be more accurate would be:
where a, b, and c are constants with units that will make the units check out, $ is money, and x is whatever else girls require.
If "time = money" (I'll ignore the fact that $ and seconds are not the same dimension for now) and assigning a + b = d:
Now, "money is the root of ALL evil" so:
where E is evil. This assumes "evil" necessitates a volume integral ("evil to the core").
Leading us to:
The expression is commonly misquoted as simply "Money is the root of all evil". A more accurate rendering from the original Greek may be: "For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil," (New American Standard Bible).
ReplyDeleteSo that adds a whole TON of variables to the equation, I think.
I never liked that stupid proof anyways.