Baby Carrots

I HATE BABY-CUT CARROTS.

Here are baby carrots:

Here are baby-cut carrots:

Note the difference: one is a wonderful creation of nature. The other is an OUTRIGHT LIE! They are simply cut from bigger carrots, and the cost is passed onto you! Next time you see baby-cut carrots, rip open the bag and strew them all over the vicinity! They shouldn't exist and no one should buy them!

I urge you to insist on calling them what they are. The bag even says "Baby Carrots" on it, but I and now you both know that they are in fact baby-cut carrots. Insist on correcting people about it from now on.

Buy REAL carrots please! They're cheaper too, even if you're stupid enough to buy bagged carrots. For example: baby-cut carrots cost $.22/oz, whereas real carrots (the smaller bag of them even!) cost $.83/lb. Yeah, it looks more expensive because the same bastards that create the baby-cut carrots have changed the units in the unit price. Baby cut carrots cost you $3.52/lb! That's more than FOUR TIMES the cost of actual carrots! (Source: www.safeway.com)

What's that? You don't want to go through the effort of peeling and cutting a real carrot? Well then maybe you should go to Burger King or something because you're obviously too lazy and worthless to be eating actual food.

So, if you find yourself buying baby-cut carrots, remember that I hate you.