Tissues and Cars

Jenny once long ago pointed out how amazingly stupid it is for people to have a box of tissues in the back windshield area of their cars. If you're driving and need a tissues, you can't reach them because they're in the back-friggin-window!

Trying to play devil's advocate, I suggested that maybe they are for the children that could hypothetically be in the back seat. But then she pointed out that children are stupid too and wouldn't use tissues; they would just pick their nose and eat it. Of course, she's right, and tissues in the back window are just another Symbol of the Idiot, along with, among other things, the word "whatnot" and watching Fox News.

Anyway, the other day driving around I saw something that further proved that she is right: a box of tissues in the back window that not a single person in the car could possibly reach because the back seat had child seats in it!