An Evening on Omegle Part 5

Last Saturday I spent some time on Omegle, which allows you to anonymously chat with strangers. Here is one of the real conversations I had:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm really enjoying this so-called "Internet."

Stranger: the interweb? how so

You: Well, I am currently having a text-based conversation with a person whom I, in all likelihood, will never have the pleasure of meeting in person.

You: It's quite mind-blowing if you think about it.

Stranger: it is, but technology moves foward, so this to me is pretty normal

You: And conversely, I would wager that it isn't mind-blowing if you don't think about it.

You: Which itself is interesting.

Stranger: i have though about it, just normal. technology what it holds is mindblowing ill give you that

Stranger: its potential

You: Quite. Observe:

You: Look to your right and tell me what you see.

Stranger: a wall

You: Same here!

Stranger: pictures etc

You: Describe the wall.

You: Mind has a light switch and a calendar on it.

You: *Mine

Stranger: brown ish paint, has a white door, wall paper, with my work resting against it

You: The calendar is on the correct month, as well, which is a bit of an anomaly for me.

You: Your work?

Stranger: univeristy work

You: Fantastic!

Stranger: how so

You: Without technology, we may have never known this about our respective walls to our respective right sides.

You: It's amazing it is!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you seem very easily impressed

Stranger: can i ask your name?

You: You can, but I'm afraid I must get going.

Stranger: lol

You: And for this I apologize.

Stranger: fair enough

Stranger: no worries

You: Have a good evening.

Stranger: least i know youre american

Stranger: you too, well good morning here, 4 am

You: Because it's evening or because I spelled it "apologize"?

Stranger: apologize

Stranger: but i assume other countries spell it that way, mainly north america though

Stranger: so america or canada im presuming

You: Well done. I just had a conversation about the spelling of "offense."

You: ...with a fellow American

Stranger: lol

Stranger: offenCe :p

You: That is what I had to explain. HE also told me I seemed British.

You: Which I took as a compliment.

Stranger: no no

Stranger: maybe from your grammar

You: Yeah, that's what I assumed.

Stranger: well proper use of language from caps etc

You: Okay, well have a good morning, sir or madam.

You have disconnected.